May
9
TC: “So children we’re going to say two interesting facts about ourselves that no-one knew before.” 
Pupil: “I’ll go first Mr Cook.”
TC: “Ok, sure go ahead.”
Pupil: “Well, when I was six years old, I was in the back of the garden and decided to put a bit of my shoe up my nose before having to go to hospital….”
TC: “And why was that?”
Pupil: “Because I was bored.”

TC: “So children we’re going to say two interesting facts about ourselves that no-one knew before.” 

Pupil: “I’ll go first Mr Cook.”

TC: “Ok, sure go ahead.”

Pupil: “Well, when I was six years old, I was in the back of the garden and decided to put a bit of my shoe up my nose before having to go to hospital….”

TC: “And why was that?”

Pupil: “Because I was bored.”